La Pieuvre 
The vault
Three levels.
Two entry doors.
Each file contains a full team, not a list of deliverables. Pick your pace, we handle the rest.
Entry door
- Full audit: site, funnel, content, ads, CRM, process
- Market analysis and 3 competitors
- Costed 90-day action plan
- 45-minute debrief call
- Delivered within 7 business days
Credited on your first invoice if you sign afterwards
Short mission
- Website or landing page that converts
- Funnel: lead magnet, email sequence, booking
- CRM configured for your sales cycle
- Tracking and dashboard
- Live in 30 days
Exact scope set during a 45-minute call
Product
- AI agent (qualification, support, assistant) or web app / business tool
- Connected to your tools: CRM, WhatsApp, Notion, email
- Design, development, testing, production
- EU hosting, secured keys
- Delivered and supervised in 30 days
You walk away with a product you own
- Strategy and 90-day action plan
- Website or landing page delivered then optimised continuously
- 1 business automation (follow-ups, reporting, onboarding)
- Social media: editorial line and calendar on your priority channels
- CRM and sales pipeline
- Real-time dashboard · call every two weeks
Ideal to lay the system before accelerating
Most chosen
- Everything in Activation
- Dedicated operations lead (your CDO)
- 1 AI agent + 1 app or business tool delivered
- Managed social media: Meta, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, LinkedIn + founder content
- Meta, Google or TikTok ads with separate media budget
- Setting: qualification and booking
- Weekly check-in
The offer most founders pick
- Everything in Growth
- Full team across the 9 arms
- Custom apps, portals and AI agents, unlimited scope
- Multi-channel campaigns: Meta, TikTok, Google, LinkedIn
- B2B closing and sales ops
- Video, motion design and AI animation
- Monthly committee with leadership
For companies that want to delegate everything
Arms à la carte · on top of a subscription
AI agentQualification, support, assistant
App / business toolWeb app, portal, PWA
AdvertisingMeta, TikTok, Google, LinkedIn
Social mediaMeta, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube
SEO & GEOGoogle and AI engines
AI animated videoMascot, spots, short formats
Founder contentPosts, scripts, newsletters
Website & landingBuild or redesign
Prices excl. VAT · VAT not applicable, art. 293 B CGI (France) · Media budget not included
Hire in-house or La Pieuvre?
Tick the roles you need. Costs are estimated monthly fully-loaded employer costs in France.
In-house team
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La Pieuvre IA · —
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Indicative estimates excluding recruiting, tools, management and turnover. La Pieuvre IA offers are “from” prices and depend on scope.
Comparison
What's inside each file
| Activation | Growth | Infrastructure | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Strategy lead | 90-day plan | Dedicated CDO | Dedicated CDO + monthly committee |
| Website & landings | Continuous optimisation | Continuous optimisation | Build and redesign included |
| Content & LinkedIn | — | Founder | Founder + brand |
| Advertising | — | Managed (separate media) | Managed multi-channel |
| Automation & AI | — | Automation + 1 agent | Custom agents |
| CRM & pipeline | Configured | Configured + setting | Setting + closing + sales ops |
| SEO & GEO | Foundations | Monthly follow-up | Full programme |
| Video & motion | — | À la carte | Included |
| Steering cadence | Bi-weekly | Weekly | Weekly + committee |
| Price excl. VAT / month | from €3,000 | from €6,000 | from €12,000 |
Questions about pricing
How much does it cost?
Subscriptions start at €3,000 excl. VAT/month (Activation), €6,000 (Growth) and €12,000 (Full Infrastructure). Two one-off entries exist: The Scouting (audit + plan, €790) and the 30-day Heist (€2,900 to €4,900). A 6-month commitment gives -10%.
Why not just hire in-house?
A CDO, a developer, an ads manager and a content creator add up to €25k–40k of monthly cost, plus recruiting and management. Our calculator on the offers page compares role by role. And you only have one contract to stop if it no longer suits you.
How fast do we see results?
First deliverables within 48 business hours. A website or landing: 7 days after receiving your content. A full operational system: 30 days. First inbound meetings usually come between month one and three depending on your market.
Is there a guarantee or refund?
No refund, but a firm commitment on delivery times and proper staffing: every role is held by a domain expert, not a generalist. You get a weekly check-in and a dashboard to follow everything.
Take action
Ready to launch
the heist?
A 15-minute call to understand your situation. We tell you what we'd do, and in what order. No strings.
Reply within 24h · Free diagnosis · First deliverables within 48h
